Oct 21, 2009

Republicans That are Pro Gang-Rape



Yeah, McCain is one of 'em. So's Kit Bond.

Call and let him know what an asshole he is (220-224-5721). A woman answered when I called and she couldn't tell me why she works for the douche. What the fuck is wrong with people?!

Idiotic things you'll hear from False Witness

"You said sun, i said light and i knew you were twisting the word of GOD to benefit some more haggling out of me."- FalseWitness

If anyone knows what the fuck that means, you're probably retarded.

"Plants dont require sunlight, they just require light to grow."- FalseWitness

Well... that is sad. I'm sure that even a 9 year old could straighten the old False Witness out on THAT bit of idiocy. See how religion is a fucking problem? Plants don't need sunlight to grow, just light? READ A FUCKING 5TH GRADE SCIENCE BOOK, FALSE WITNESS. Try to grow a plant with a flashlight you imbecile. You're talking to someone who has grown his own pot- I know what plants crave (and it's not electrolytes).

Oct 20, 2009

A question to a christian, and their christian response:

If your god knows all this scientific shit, why did it make plants before it made the sun?

LilPuss (aka bigdog) says:
1In the beginning God created the heaven and the earth.
2And the earth was without form, and void; and darkness was upon the face of the deep. And the Spirit of God moved upon the face of the waters.
3And God said, Let there be light: and there was light.
4And God saw the light, that it was good: and God divided the light from the darkness.
5And God called the light Day, and the darkness he called Night. And the evening and the morning were the first day.
6And God said, Let there be a firmament in the midst of the waters, and let it divide the waters from the waters.
7And God made the firmament, and divided the waters which were under the firmament from the waters which were above the firmament: and it was so.
8And God called the firmament Heaven. And the evening and the morning were the second day. 9And God said, Let the waters under the heaven be gathered together unto one place, and let the dry land appear: and it was so.
10And God called the dry land Earth; and the gathering together of the waters called he Seas: and God saw that it was good.
11And God said, Let the earth bring forth grass, the herb yielding seed, and the fruit tree yielding fruit after his kind, whose seed is in itself, upon the earth: and it was so.
12And the earth brought forth grass, and herb yielding seed after his kind, and the tree yielding fruit, whose seed was in itself, after his kind: and God saw that it was good.
13And the evening and the morning were the third day.

OK MARCUS!!! YOU ARE A DUMBASS!!!! please show me where GOD made plants before he made light?You have just been found out as a liar.
Spreading falshoods to the informed is dangerous for your character MARCPUSS!!!HAHAHAHA!!! he just got pwned!!

I wonder if there are any ACTUAL christians that can see through this. I asked how his god made plants before the SUN and this scientific genius christian asks me to show him where their god made plants before LIGHT. There's a bit of christian manipulation for you. Now, had the idiot kept copying and pasting just a bit more, he might have seen that his master didn't make the SUN until the 4th day (while the plants were made on the 3rd). Further proof that if someone publicly states they are christian as if it were a virtue, you should just laugh in their face for a few minutes before turning your back to them and walking away. Of course, what should I have expected from someone who believes the entire planet was flooded and only a boatload of life survived and that evolution doesn't happen. I know another part of that book that LilPuss should read- Exodus 20:16. I think that I'll refer to LilPuss (aka bigdog) as the False Witness from now on- he has proven himself to me enough.